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Orange Dan Nicked

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Some months ago, the Orange Order decided that their image needed a revamp. Out of their “minds” popped “Orange Dan,” a superhero to end all superheros, and the answer to attracting sophisticated Northern Irish kids into the clan.

Now, I grew up in Belfast, and I know lots of Orangemen. I felt that rather than looking like this:

that a more accurate mascot might be this:

Well, anyway, the point of this post is that it turns out that the Orange Order actually stole the image from a designer in Essex and have had to desist from using Dan until such times as he is legally licenced.

Please note, Orange Order, if you feel this more accurate mascot suits your purposes better, it is © the Murmatrons, who are much more capable with Adobe Illustrator than I.