Oops, sorry, that’s “climate change bollocks,” isn’t it?

Having been away for a bit over a month, I come back to find that the latest data from Hadley, NASA’s GISS, UAH, RSS has shown that global temperatures have fallen from between 0.65C and 0.75C. That’s just about large enough to wipe out most of the warming recorded over the past 100 years. All in one year. For all four sources, it’s the single fastest temperature change ever recorded, either up or down.

“Don’t worry, I’m just about to begin a new speaking tour. We’ll soon turn that around,” said Al Gore in a statement.

Ken Livingstone conceded defeat in his lawsuit with Porche on the news, and promised to tax Fiat Panda owners instead.

The City of London announced a new form of derivative: CSOs (Collateralised Snow Obligations).

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